Reptilian History

No human has ever done anything significant without influence from Reptilian Overlords. Reptilian History completely encompasses human history, and yet is SO MUCH MORE.

Reptilian Overlords came from space trillions of years ago. Before A Billion Trillion B.C.E. they were time. Time got bored and made every dimension and with dimensions manifested Reptilian Overlords from the Astral dimension and the Sexiest dimension at the same time!

For example, Queztacoatl was a Reptilian Overlord.

Ancient Chinese people used to fly hovercrafts while hunting wild horses. Where do you think they got those?